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SuperHero
Mix-Up!
By: LuCCa Yuy
Disclaimer: LuCCa does not own Superman or any other superhero in the story!
Ed and Wilbur, who had been best friends since the age of five and were now 16, were at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. They watched as each magnificent float drifted down the crowed streets. Ed and Wilbur were here for one very specific reason. They came because they had to write an article for their school newspaper about the annual parade.
The two companions watched as the enormous Superman float drifted by. Suddenly, without warning, the Superman float, along with several others, shrank to human size and came to life. Ed and Wilbur watched with a mixture of horrow and awe as the scene unfolded before their very eyes. Garfield, who was the size od a small building, reached out a giant paw and grabbed Ed, Wilbur, and several others and lifted them off the crowded sidewalk.
"Help!" Ed shouted in a panic.
"I'm usually noy a praying kind of guy, but if you're up there, please help me, Supermna!" Wilbur excplaimed at the same time.
Shouts of panic rose up from every possible direction. People everywhere were ebing terrorized by these monstrosities. Soon, these shouts lessened as Superman vanquished several of the floats which has come to life. Only a few of these nightmares managed to escape, with hostages.
"Over here, Superman!" Wilbur shouted at the top of his lungs. "Save us!"
Superman flew over to the giant Garfield, took out a pin, and stuck it in Garfield. At this, Garfield released everyone from his tight grasp and began slowly deflating.
"Noooo!" Garfield cried in anguish. "I'm melting! Melting!" He shouted as the air seeped out of him, and he sank to the ground.
"Thanks Superman." Ed said, grateful to be alive. He and Wilbur were now standing safely on the street next to Superman.
"Don't mention it." Superman replied with a wave of his hand. "Here, have a low-fat yogurt." He handed each of them a low-fat yogurt and a plastic spoon. "Now go home and get some rest." With that, Ed and Wilbur walked off. "Just remember kids, it's all fun and games until someone spontaneously combusts." He yelled as they walked away.
The next day, around five o'clock, Ed and Wilbur were walking down the sidewalk when they witnessed something most peculiar. Superman was a few feet away, but he didn't seem like himself.
"I'm Batman!" Superman shouted gleefully. Wilbur and Ed exchnaged amused looks.
"It looks more as though he has a few bats in the belfry!" Wilbur snickered.
Superman ran up to Ed and exclaimed. "Robin! There you are!" He looked to Wilbur. "Alfred! C'mon! We need to find the batmobile before sombody steals it!"
Once again, Ed and Wilbur exchnaged amused looks.
"To the Batcave!" Superman shouted while pointing down the street. He ran off, apparently looking for the Batmobile, and the two friends ran after him.
"Super...I mean, Batman, wait up! We have to save innocent people from the evil Tinky Winky!" Ed shouted as he and Wilbur chased after him.
The other day, Tinky Winky had gotten away and taken hostages. All of the others who had gotten away had died of hunger withinin minutes, but not Tinky Winky.
'Batman' stopped running. "But I must find the Batmobile first! You should know that, Robin." He said to Ed. He turned to Wilbur. "Alfred, make me a sandwich. I'm hungry."
"Not until you resque everyone from Tinky Winky." Wilbur crossed his arms across his chest.
'Batman' pouted. "But I have to find the Batmobile before I resque them. I don't wanna wait until then to have a sandwich!" He whined like a small child would. "I want it now!" He stompted his foot on the ground for emphasis.
"Your problem, not mine." Wilbur replied calmly.
"Fine! Be that way!" Superman said. He whirled around and stomped away, in search of his precious Batmobile.
"What are we going to do now?" Wilbur asked Ed, watching Superman's retreating figure.
"Hmmm....I've got it!" Ed said excitedly. "We can make a black care into a replica of the Batmobile, give it to Superman, and then he'll save everyone!"
"Good thinking, old chap!" Wilbur slapped Ed high five and then they got to work.
Hours later, they were finished.
"Now all we have to do it call Superman." Ed said.
"I'll be back in a jiffy!" Wilbur went in his house and came back out with the Batman flashlight, which projected the Batman logo, he had gotten from McDonald's. He turned it on and pointed it up at the night sky. Superman came within minutes.
"You rang?" Superman inquired in a rather snooty tone.
"Well," Wilbur began, "we didn't actually 'ring' because we didn't use the phone-" Ed jabbed him in the ribs, cutting him off. Ed pointed to the 'Batmobile' and said, "We found the Batmobile, Batman."
"Great work, Robin!" Superman said to Ed, who beamed. "Now I can rescue the innocent people from Tinky Winky!" He looked to Wilbur with a hopeful expression."And after that, you can make me my snadwich, right?"
Wilbur rolled his eyes. "Sure, why noe?"
"Great!" Superman hopped into the makeshift Batmobile and quickly drove off to Tinky Winky's hidden lair. He arrived at the lair, which was one house down the block, almost an hour later.
"Sorry, "He said to no one in perticular. "Car trouble." Without wasting another minute, he ran into the lair.
"Not so fast." Tinky Winky said, now in front of Superman, who had slowed his pace to a walk. "Why don't you just stop?" Superman stopped walking and stayed put.
"Free those people, Tinky Winky!" Superman yelled.
"Under one condition." Tinky Winky held up a finger. "I'll free them if you.....sing the Jigglypuff song!"
"No! Not that!"
"Yes! Or else they shall perish!" Tinky Winky threatened.
"Okay, Superman agreed reluctantly. "I'll do it." With that said, he bagn to sing the song just as he had seen on TV that very morning.
"very good!" Tinky Winky exclaimed after Superman finished singing, hopping up and down and clapping joyfully. He turned to the hustages and said, "You are all free to go thanks to Batman."
"Yeah!" Everyone exclaimed, running to their homes.
Superman then took a pin and poked Tinky Winky in the stomache, causing him to deflate. And that was the end of the evil Tinky who had terrorized only a few people. As for Superman...he finally stopped thinkging he was Batman and instead he was Spiderman, swinging from one building to the next and trying to defeat the non-existent, yet extremely power, Dr. Octopus. Ed and Wilbur, who were traumatized for life, thought they were Robin and Alfred, so Ed whole-heartedly fought city crime in a non-existant Gotham City while Wilbur was his faithful servant. They never did find the real Batmobile....